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I wanted some real sealskin gloves so I tried to club a seal to death with my penis. I accidentally got it pregnant instead.

Problem is that the seal is catholic and won’t get an abortion. So my question is what should I name my seal baby?
zerofuks2give
41-45, M
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Pitchblue
NOT Flipper
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Pitchblue yes! Flipper! Perfect 👌🏻
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Pitchblue
@zerofuks2give Flipper will be pissed. This is a seal not a dolphin.
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
🤷🏻‍♂️ They taste the same@Pitchblue
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Pitchblue
@zerofuks2give OH NO YOU DIDN"T!! That's your baby.
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Not the baby. Just the mom 😂@Pitchblue
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