I wanted some real sealskin gloves so I tried to club a seal to death with my penis. I accidentally got it pregnant instead.

🤔@quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give Why don't you like Moon Unit? How about Dweezil?

Not a fan@quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give Ok, just don't eat that yellow snow.

@quitwhendone but that’s my favorite flavor

@zerofuks2give Then enjoy.

@zerofuks2give Name the baby seal after Frank.

Frank who?@quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give Do you have no idea what and who I am talking about? have you never heard of Frank and Moon Unit and Dweezil?

Nope. No clue@quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give You are rather young. I guess maybe you've never heard of Frank Zappa and his kids, Moon Unit and Dweezil. He had a hit in the 70s about clubbing baby seals to death, called Don't Eat the Yellow snow. Take a listen...

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNn1nht0_8]

Well now it all makes sense @quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give Listen to the song. Or at least the first four minutes so you understand what I am talking about. This was a great hit back in the day. It was still a hit into the late 70s and 80s.

@zerofuks2give And in case you don't know, Yellow Snow is urine-soaked snow. Don't eat it. 🤣

I’ll have to listen tomorrow. It’s quiet time now@quitwhendone

Lol yeah I know about yellow snow@quitwhendone

@zerofuks2give I'm telling you, it's the jam. 🎼🎸🥁🎹

You'll like it. The music is good and it's really funny.

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.

@zerofuks2give Oh, you must be from the frozen tundra.

🎼Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.