There is nothing going on sexually with my uncle, but he and his wife buy me a Victoria Secret card for my birthday. I have to out money with it but that is something I look forward to every year.

a pervy one

One that lives in Kentucky or West Virginia? 🤔

I just threw up a little

An uncle that wants his niece to model it for him.

The condoms make sense to me @puck61 because I walked in on my nephew and his girlfriend. I knew he was bringing her to my house when I was away on work travel because they were on the perimeter cameras earlier that week, but stupid me wasn't thinking he was having sex in high school. My flight got changed and I came home early. I heard a noise so I grabbed my gun to go investigate. I found them in my guest shower. If I would have had condoms that day he would have fallen over them when he walked out the bathroom door because I would rather him be safe than me be comfortable. It was quite shocking. He was probably 17 at the time.

Idk...he could just given a gift card

A very weird one.

Your Favorite

Sheesh. I hope it's a gift certificate.

One that knows what his niece likes .

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I PaiDz do HeRZ FauLTz TiTz TooZ

“I've said a if IvankaZ weren'tS myZ daughter perHapZ I'd bR datinGz her.”

A weirdo

The windowless van driving kind.

That's kind of creepy.....

So just tell him.

Uncle Donald!!! 🤷‍♀️

Sounds really odd.

seems a bit odd yeah

One that needs an eye kept on him. At least for a spell....

The scary uncle.

Pervert

please model what he bought you.

I take it you know this guy? Is his niece your daughter?

Ew

😈

The pervy kind.

That's weird af. I had a dream my grandpa bought me lingerie once and it was fucking creepy.

One sick person

wicked uncle Ernie (and he fiddles about).....from "Tommy", THE WHO

Yikes.

F’in perv!

A nice one? Although I have known pervy uncles too. Also bras are stupid expensive:/