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How Many Jets Should A Televangelist Have?

You know, to avoid flying commercial flights with a bunch of demon filled, doped up regular people trying to bother them.
Emortal · M Best Comment
The thing is, followers know their preachers are wrong. But they stay because in their minds when you join a church/cult, you don't do it for one person you are there because you love God. The preacher uses the fear and love of God to keep the herd together. A brainwashed cult attendee could find his preacher having sex with his partner and still find a way to forgive him.
chris62ca · 56-60, M
[@492052,emanresu] These preachers always manage to find some Scripture to justify their behaviour.
Emortal · M
[@376657,chris62ca] haha true!

indyjoe · 51-55, M
I don't think they should have any at all...if they don't want to be bothered then charter a private flight (if they think that's too expensive, they could always barter with their Rolex and gold/diamond cufflinks).
Shaneishere · 26-30, M
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FreeSpirit1 · 46-50, F
That's up to Jesus, if he says he needs them dig deep and help pay for them. Praise Jesus😋
chris62ca · 56-60, M
[@157515,FreeSpirit1] Amen sister. 😅
Shaneishere · 26-30, M
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revenant · F
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chris62ca · 56-60, M
The one thing I could say in their defense is that they are CEOs.
Private jets are convenient for executives.
MarkA · 51-55, M
There are other needles? Special 'camel-sized' ones??? I just KNEW there would be some get-out clause for them somewhere....
chris62ca · 56-60, M
[@571397,MarkA] He was referring to a narrow gate in a walled city.
MarkA · 51-55, M
And special skinny camels too, no doubt....?
Why not just call it a bloody 'gate' then?? 'Eye of a needle' doesn't sound like a narrow gate to me, sorry. Even a 2000 year old gate, even allowing for a bit of 'interpretation' over the years

Soooo much deliberate ambiguity, so few real facts
MarkA · 51-55, M
Maybe that money could be better spent elsewhere.....such as charitable donations to help the needy?
After all....supposedly.... it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of it not?? So most TV Evangelists are doomed anyway, are they not......??
Don't knock it. As soon as I can afford one I'll have a private jet too. Going through all that TSA crap is a total PITA.
pixelmann · 56-60, M
None. When he wants to fly, he can jump off of a tall building, flap his arms and trust in Jesus.
MarkA · 51-55, M
[@867368,pixelmann] I'd loooove to see someone put their faith in their chosen God/Deity, like that!! After all....what could possibly go wrong???
According to them, that's up to God to tell them.
Shaneishere · 26-30, M
[@695370,Straylight] I am a person of faith in the Lord but they act as if they have a special pipeline that other regular people do not have. It is nonsense.
MarkA · 51-55, M
[@695370,Straylight] funny how they ALWAYS have a smart answer for the gullible to believe!! 😂
Emortal · M
The minimum requirement is 2.😂
[@492052,emanresu] They should have a jet before they're allowed to be televangelists, to prove they talk to god.
Emortal · M
[@695370,Straylight] hahaha
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jackson55 · M
As many as he wants and can afford to operate.
jimjim1969 · 70-79, M
Lol, I hope you sent them your offering
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I’m going to go with three. Like the trinity.

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