Trump Furious That Woodward’s Book Is Written at Seventh-Grade Reading Level

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump obtained an advance copy of Bob Woodward’s new book Monday evening and was “furious” to discover that Woodward had written it at a seventh-grade reading level, a White House aide has confirmed.

The aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that Trump was convinced that Woodward wrote the book for seventh-grade readers to make its assertions impossible for Trump to refute.

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room101 · 51-55, M

How old is a seventh grader? I'm in the UK and, even though we've adopted this American nomenclature, I don't have kids so have no clue what it actually means in terms of reading age.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@room101 11/12 years old.

room101 · 51-55, M

@MarkPaul Thanks.

As Picklebobble2 says below, if trump can't read to a 12 year old's level........