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With my luck, I'll probably die the day after I get my shit together.

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SW-User
Or just as you win the lottery an asteroid lands straight on top of you, killing you and burning the lottery ticket, so not even your family can collect it.
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SW-User
@SW-User Orrrrrrrr Just after you meet the man of your dreams, you get slammed by a bus, as you鈥檙e crossing the road, and then he gets hit by a car, as he rushes to save you.
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SW-User
@SW-User 馃槀 daamn
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SW-User
@SW-User Lol I know. I鈥檓 on a roll. I could keep going if you like. 馃槀
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lovelywarpedlemon
You're gonna "die happy," then.

I can't figure out a way to word that without it sounding creepy.
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lovelywarpedlemon
@Elegy I wish you all the best.
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Elegy 路 46-50
@lovelywarpedlemon I'm fine, lemon. I was just trying to give your word challenge a go. ;)
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lovelywarpedlemon
@Elegy Yeah. I gotchya.
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UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
Like rain on your wedding day
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UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@SW-User So ironic
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SW-User
@UndercoverBard 馃槖馃様
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UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@SW-User 馃槥
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GreenGoddess 路 F
馃槀 I know that feel.
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MarkPaul 路 26-30, M
That's the spirit!
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BeautifulMess 路 26-30, F
saaame
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Elegy 路 46-50
No one has their shit together. Some are just better at spinning plates than others and everyone occasionally has to buy a whole new set of dishes.
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SW-User
that鈥檚 exactly how i feel. i wish i could feature your question on my profile. Cause it鈥檚 so true
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Coppercoil 路 M
No, the day before.. so you'ld never even have the satisfaction of knowing it was even possible.
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sunsporter1649 路 70-79, M
Just when I got my head together my body fell apart.
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SW-User
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sunsporter1649 路 70-79, M
@SW-User I just turned 69. Don't recommend it, won't do it again.
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Mondayschild 路 F
Can I have your stuff馃槶
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Mondayschild 路 F
@SW-User it's better than nothing馃槀
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SW-User
@Mondayschild okay, boxing it now 馃ぃ
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Mondayschild 路 F
@SW-User just push it out the window and I will take it from there馃構
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SW-User
Well at least you get to enjoy a whole day....
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whateverhappens 路 26-30, F
im alive, youd be alive too
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SW-User
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Cowboybob 路 M
Better than the day before...
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lulaluboo
Lol you will be just fiiiiiine
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GerOttman 路 61-69, M
Death by constipation... Ewww!!
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GohantheThird 路 M
Yup. Me too
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SW-User
Same.
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