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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
My friend's dad once said to the bartender "Hey baby, did you just fart? Because you blew me away." You could practically hear the sound of every vagina in the room drying up.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Can I get in your pants?
Cause you just made me shit mine 😁
Cause you just made me shit mine 😁
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout So... you're that scared of her? Perhaps I'm not getting it