Cringiest pick up lines

Come one, come all, to sharing the crappiest pick up lines in existence, I'll start..
Hey girl, you sitting on my F5 key? Because that ass if refreshing

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

My friend's dad once said to the bartender "Hey baby, did you just fart? Because you blew me away." You could practically hear the sound of every vagina in the room drying up.