Standing on my feet all day has made me realize that I badly need an alignment.

I’ve thought all day about scheduling a massage.

Escort Chiropractic coming soon

We could all use a good crackin

Felt so much. Daily

I need a good crackin. And I need to make an appointment with my chiropractor

Stroll down to the dock

“I don’t know how many girls you’ve dated, man. but you ain’t lived ‘til you’ve had your tires rotated by a red-headed woman”

(The Boss)

I guess that’s a tire rotation, not an alignment. But the point stands.

Lol .. that sounds like a "both" situation .. you know, just to be sure 🤭

without protection? the risks are too great

I mean of bad chiropractors

I will align you bby 😏

Doesn't even work but in my head it does so just accept it 😤

you know what you need
no need to pretend you don't

Maybe a kinky dungeon with a rack.

... ummmm...i'm just going to leave this alone as I sit distracted. 🤭

You’re about to get a lot of messages from newly minted chiropractors haha.

I will say chiropractors scare me. The way they almost disconnect your head from your spine? Dang