The Open Road
Anxious
No Notifications
Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »
Top | New | Old
Ontheroad · M
To fetch a pail of water but the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout and scared poor Miss Muffet who fell on bard and broke his head.

Thank you, no applause needed.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 10 hrs ago10 h
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
To see if he was tall enough to ride the ferris wheel? 🎡
+ 7 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
NeddyKelly · M
To date Ms Liverpool
+ 3 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
hunkalove · 70-79, M
His meth lab was hidden in the bushes.
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
greensnacks · F
To find out if there are any other bards like him
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
GoFish ·
for lunch?
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish that is a good reason 🤔
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard yeah ☺
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
fun4us2b · M
To get to the Bard Bar (It was karaoke night)
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
AllycatAD
To prove to the chicken and Duck it can be done?
+ 3 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AllycatAD exactly
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
Gibbon · 70-79, M
Because the curb was too tall to climb
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
DystopianDivalry
To get home to his boot home
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DystopianDivalry we the same size when I wear boots ok??
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
DystopianDivalry
@CaptainBard stop playing ....you smol 👏🏻
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DystopianDivalry I hate it here 😒
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
To give me my daily allowance.
+ 3 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 10 hrs ago10 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 10 hrs ago10 h
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
👉👈

This is weird.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 10 hrs ago10 h
Mindfulness
He had his cock stuck in a chicken!

No wait that's "why did the pervert cross the road?"
Sorry.
As you were.
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 3 hrs ago3 h
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Bc walking on the other side is gae
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
He was probably following a chicken.
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
TurtlePink · F
Because I made him to
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink pffttt like you could 💪
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
TurtlePink · F
@CaptainBard don’t make me kick you 🙄
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink oh come on I’m not a ball 😒
+ 0 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Hell it probably took you a week!
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GnomeyGee more time than you’ll have if you keep it up!
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Why does Bard do anything? 🤔
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme good question
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
To see his solicitor, the innkeep mistook him for a tavern wench!
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h · Edited: 11 hrs ago
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Because he was confused and thought he was a chicken?
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 10 hrs ago10 h
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
To get away from @mindstruggle
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 9 hrs ago9 h
candycane · 36-40, F
to give frog his credit card
+ 2 · Reply · Translate · 11 hrs ago11 h
empanadas · 31-35, M
To get to the other side and annoy people with their unsolicited singing
+ 1 · Reply · Translate · 12 hrs ago12 h
 
Post Comment