The U.N currently recognizes 195 countries. So, I am NOT in any of the following:

Afghanistan
Akrotiri
Albania
Algeria
American Samoa
Andorra
Angola
Anguilla
Antarctica
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Aruba
Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas, The
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bassas da India
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Bouvet Island
Brazil
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burma
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Cape Verde
Cayman Islands
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Christmas Island
Clipperton Island
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Colombia
Comoros
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Congo, Republic of the
Cook Islands
Coral Sea Islands
Costa Rica
Cote d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dhekelia
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Europa Island
Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)
Faroe Islands
Fiji
Finland
France
French Guiana
French Polynesia
French Southern and Antarctic Lands
Gabon
Gambia, The
Gaza Strip
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Gibraltar
Glorioso Islands
Greece
Greenland
Grenada
Guadeloupe
Guam
Guatemala
Guernsey
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Holy See (Vatican City)
Honduras
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Isle of Man
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Jan Mayen
Japan
Jersey
Jordan
Juan de Nova Island
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
Korea, North
Korea, South
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macau
Macedonia
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Martinique
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mayotte
Mexico
Micronesia, Federated States of
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru
Navassa Island
Nepal
Netherlands
Netherlands Antilles
New Caledonia
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Niue
Norfolk Island
Northern Mariana Islands
Norway
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paracel Islands
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Pitcairn Islands
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico
Qatar
Reunion
Romania
Russia
Rwanda
Saint Helena
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Serbia and Montenegro
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Spain
Spratly Islands
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Svalbard
Swaziland
Sweden
Switzerland
Syria
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tokelau
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tromelin Island
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Turks and Caicos Islands
Tuvalu
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
United Kingdom
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Venezuela
Vietnam
Virgin Islands
Wake Island
Wallis and Futuna
West Bank
Western Sahara
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe

That one place with all the school shootings.

The country that won its independence by ramming the ramparts and seizing the airports.

The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, and a bunch of whiny fuckers too.

Guns, firecrackers, and the Star Spangled Banner.

I come from the land down under where women glow and men plunder......

Saturn!

Kimchi

Land of the free. Take a wild guess.

Land of moose and poutine.

A pot of gold at rainbows' end.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🍻💂🌧️💷

Basically colonised the entire world

The Statue of Liberty

Nelson Mandela's country.

Somewhere between Canada and Mexico

A small country, part of the buffer zone 😐️, mountains, caves, castles, mineral springs, string cheese, ice hockey, corruption.

hockeyland

I am from land of carpet and caviar...

The Stampede is on this week

The one where people die because they can't afford medical insurance.

I'm from the land of tea, scones and sketchy dental hygiene.

Where the Queen lives

The United States......................whoops!!!!!!

I come from the land down under.

Show Me State

My Mom's uterus.

"One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind."

Two words: The Donald.

Land of the free, home of the brave

I live between Canada and Mexico.

Mary Ann Nichols.
Anni Chapman.
Elizabeth Stride.
Catherine Eddowes.
Mary Jane Kelly.

Texas

Somewhere between South of Canada and north of Mexico.

Deadly snakes and spiders, red dirt, Drop bears, Southern Cross

The Raptors

The land of the Bible

Famous for corn

The land of song,poets,leeks and daffodils.

Street shitters, cow worshippers and overall worst culture

A small island

Chocolate, cheese, mountains, Roger Federer

To avoid the name of the country...from Buenos Aires.😁

The one which uses most of the world's resources.