Where’s your off button?

Back of my throat

You haven’t figured out how to turn me on yet

Off button?

Dude. You’ve been asking that about me your whole fucking life. There IS NO BUTTON!!!!!

It's more of a plug than a button

Up my butt.

You already know.

If I knew that, I’d have set it to the “off” position and left it there years ago 🤷‍♂️

I don't have one, I just say random shit

I don't call it that