Today could not get any worse.

Mu son didn't want to go to the mall with his brother and I but found a tumbler with his favor character and was soooo Happy! Who knew Kirby had that power

To the guy who stole my anti-depressants.

I hope you're happy now!

I am sorry to hear it was a sad or bad day..they truly suck. One of my favorite funny quotes is from Billy Madison...just thinking of it always makes me chuckle! Hope your day is better today..🫂

Lunch lady, (dishing out Sloppy Joes at a cafeteria table). :
"I know you kids like em nice and SLOPPY!"

Billy:" Lady , you're SCARIN' us!!"😝🤣

Always

What did the sceptic tank cleaner teach his son?

"It takes a lot of strength and defecation."

🤷‍♂

Everything okay?

What is wrong?

Today could actually get much worse. So what happened?