Well, I was going to come out from under my rock today, but...

I imagine the traffic is going to be bad. I won't find a parking spot. The mall will be crowded. I won't find the clothes I'm looking for. I will feel like poo in the fitting room looking at myself in the mirror. I will be nervous with the people who work at the store. PEOPLE WILL BE WATCHING ME!!!! people will be judging me. :( It is easier to just stay inside in my comfortable bubble.