How many cups ☕ before the cobwebs are gone?

@Some1Else: Bullshit. I drink at least two pots a day. Around half a cup I start to feel the pain of decaffeinated life start to subdue. Cup two I feel good again, after that it's maintaining the good vibrations till bed time.
It can't be any of that impotent dark-roast crap either. They cook all the caffeine kick out of it.