I don’t think I’d ever buy anything Tesla, tbh.

Yes I would!

I would teach him how to dance, how to scrub my back in the shower and how to tuck me into bed at night and then turn out the light before he leaves and returns to his robot charger in my kitchen.

Lesson #2 would be about turning the light out first, then learning how to walk in the dark, then tucking me into bed in the dark.

wouldn't buy a Tesla nothin'

only if I could buy two of them - one to cover it up with.

Can I jailbreak it?
Not that I have that kind of money to randomly burn.

No I wouldn't

No, I don't need it.

Thankfully my stupidity hasn't quite reached that level.

I have found that troubleshooting and maintaining devices that are supposed to help make things easier takes up more time and energy than if I just did it myself the old fashioned way.
So probably not.

idk if i had the money i might consider it not sure

Nope

I don’t need it

I wouldn't waste it on worldly junks to be entertained nor get help from useless worldy knowledge. Just for survival and helping others that needed it.

What I hate the most are robots and AI.

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No

no