Is December 25th an example of a lawless day? If any man: Came down your chimney Kissed mommy...

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Is December 25th an example of a lawless day?

If any man: Came down your chimney Kissed mommy Watched children sleep Entered millions of homes and Ran over grandma with a mode of transportation The headlines would read A pervert relieved himself on a roof before sexualy assaulting a woman...

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Okay I get most of that bit where does it say Santa pees on peoples roofs?

shannonredtail · 31-35, F

@Captainjackass came down the chimney could mean a couple different things in some circles. I'm not sure urination is any of those meanings

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@shannonredtail A pervert relieved himself sounds like someone peeing in public.

Djc59 · 56-60, M

Very funny. Nice take

HootyTheNightOwl

Remember, children, strangers are dangerous - now go sit on that stranger's knee while mommy takes a photo... and nobody sees the mixed message here???

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

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