Is December 25th an example of a lawless day?

If any man:
Came down your chimney
Kissed mommy
Watched children sleep
Entered millions of homes
and
Ran over grandma with a mode of transportation
The headlines would read
A pervert relieved himself on a roof before sexualy assaulting a woman and voyering her children after breaking and entering as he fled he committed vehicular man slaughter

But because of the date the headlines merely say
MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Djc59 · 56-60, M

Very funny. Nice take

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Okay I get most of that bit where does it say Santa pees on peoples roofs?

shannonredtail · 31-35, F

@Captainjackass came down the chimney could mean a couple different things in some circles. I'm not sure urination is any of those meanings

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@shannonredtail A pervert relieved himself sounds like someone peeing in public.

HootyTheNightOwl

Remember, children, strangers are dangerous - now go sit on that stranger's knee while mommy takes a photo... and nobody sees the mixed message here???

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

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