I said outloud “I’m going to do my stretches” and the bitch laughed

I looked up and said “what are you laughing at?” And she said “it’s just you sound like my mother when we’re on the phone”

I said “wtf lol well how old is your mother?” She said “she’s 55” and I said “well I’m trying to make sure I can still have sex at 55”

I need that hip mobility intact.