I would opt to cut my legs off at this point but it would be my luck that I would have phantom limb pain anyway lol

I have nothing useful to say any more. Just complain until I can no longer speak.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I suggest seeing if you can trade them for better ones. Maybe a mermaid tail.

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@Captainjackass I have a mermaid tail actually. Wonder if I could find a shoddy surgeon to attach one permanently 🤔

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SwampFlower just pack it full of meat and do it yourself!

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SwampFlower it takes sacrifice to achieve your dreams!