Another beautiful flower arrangement

I’m grateful that people are thinking of me and trying to give me some beautiful holiday cheer, but it’s hard for me to find places to put the flowers in their large pots...I never enjoyed getting flowers. I’m happy with a bouquet of green onion sticks. Give me a few of those that I can stick in a little jar and regrow repeatedly, and I’ll love them. I don’t know how to tell people to please stop sending me flowers and stuff. I feel rude.


(Not looking for any advice. I already know what I’m going to do)