Overheard in a cafe in my hometown
Server: Good morning sir. Would you like a menu?
Customer: Yes please. (After reading the menu, there appears to be something amiss.
Customer: I don't see anything on here for a vegetarian breakfast.
Server: We don't get many asking for a vegetarian breakfast here but we can cater for it.
Customer: What is it made up of?
Server: Two rashers of bacon instead of three.
Customer: I see. (pauses). Dare I ask what a vegan breakfast is?
Server: One rasher instead of two.
Customer: Yes please. (After reading the menu, there appears to be something amiss.
Customer: I don't see anything on here for a vegetarian breakfast.
Server: We don't get many asking for a vegetarian breakfast here but we can cater for it.
Customer: What is it made up of?
Server: Two rashers of bacon instead of three.
Customer: I see. (pauses). Dare I ask what a vegan breakfast is?
Server: One rasher instead of two.
