I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just looked in my pantry and I forgot to buy peanut butter.

How can this be? Cannot have just a jelly sandwich. That's just. Faking it. Or Anticlimactic.

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Look behind the olives and pretzels... there's a bag of peanuts. Crush those and spread on bread. For the future, use a more organized way to secure your groceries.

SW-User

@MarkPaul what? 🤨

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User Do it! 🧐

SW-User

@MarkPaul no. You're just teasing me now.

I have no pretzels. 😭

How dare you imply I am disorganized?
You're not wrong. But how dare you?

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User I'm sorry, but it had to be said. My job is to tell you the things you don't want to hear, but need to be told. 🥨