Why is this vegetable a dick ????

But why is it a dick

@juiceyangel333: It's longer than it is wide, basically?

@firefall: 😂

A dick is not that fat

Lots of lube and patience...plus practice

@PTCdresser57: I don't have patience

@juiceyangel333: would a face spattering explosion followed by a 45 minute session count?

@ReaperofTime: lol yep

@juiceyangel333: 😁

Lol why

@juiceyangel333: you'll kill that poor eggplant. LOL

@GJOFJ3: lol pulls the egg plant out

Like which ones

carrot for one

Lmao

Lol

Lol where on earth did you get a condom ? And how can a fruit have an infection haha@silentkillx2:

@juiceyangel333: because people hands have been all over the fruit from the store and stuff lol

@silentkillx2: lmao just consider it a free hand job from them

It looks rude

That makes sense considering the tip of dicks is sharp

baby those are knives

@theowl: oh :)