Your anus seals itself shut and you slowly die of sepsis.
😬

Die in 2 days kinda like the ring

Nothing, unfortunately.

My daughter would be heartbroken...

You glow less brightly, a deathly shadow falls upon you...

It depends on whether you meant it or not when you said it and what the consequences of breaking it for the other party are...

Terrible, terrible things

Uncle Vinny pays you a visit!

None of your wishes come true...

Throw them in the scrubber

Covid-19

You die

...I promise your pinky gets broken 😏