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Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Once, when I was 18 I jumped off a moving train. The landing was harsh. My body twisted in ways not humanly possible. Pants ripped. I literally got close enough to kiss my own ass goodbye. And because I ripped my dax and nearly kissed the politician I was too embarrassed to go to the ER straight away... Took a few days.