Why won't women send me nudes?

@Bubbles ouch! 😮

@SW-User oopsie! :P

@Bubbles meanie.

@deviant83 this is an offer specific to @SW-User

Got it. I was kidding. Kind of 😉@SW-User

@SW-User But my ego is uninflatable

@SW-User I hate HD... Shows all the pimples and wrinkles, lol

@Quizzical you thinking 480p?

@SW-User Well, one good tip I picked up is ignoring the camera... Never look directly into the camera.

Take more than one. Don't be happy with just the first pic you snap.

Also take some time to edit them afterwards to get the framing right.

And it might seem cliched, but black and white pics always have an air of class about them.

@YukikoAmagi You're kinda flat🧐

@YukikoAmagi now the pants.

@SW-User not being desirable enough for them to want to make you want them.

@SW-User Exactly.

@SW-User don't laugh, meanie.

@FlowersInHerHair not really.

@bijouxbroussard Hmmm, got any that are hairy?

@SW-User 🤭

@SW-User are ya gonna throw me out for everyone's arse nudes?