How do you know when you are trying too hard for something?

@Allelse then I am a bit safe. Just a bit.

@SW-User If you burst a blood vessel when you're on the toilet, then you might want to try a laxative.

@Allelse 😂 Sigh.

@SW-User Never done it myself but I've heard it can happen :O

@Allelse Yea Yea... You sounded quite experienced. The kind of knowledge that only comes with experience.

@SW-User Nah never had the burst blood vessel, I did once get frustrated at being constipated and so I wrapped my index finger in toilet paper and jammed my finger up my ass. It did the trick! It dislodged something and it ALL came flowing out.

@Allelse good good lord. Why? 🤣

@SW-User I got sick and tired of nothing moving! And I thought maybe I could get things moving, dig around up there and see what I could do.

@Allelse man. I love your honesty. 😂

@SW-User And here I thought you loved me for me, but its just because of my honesty!!!

@Allelse are you pouting? 👀

@SW-User Hahaha!! I'm just fucking with you ya bugger.

@Allelse so am I ya silly banana

@SW-User Cant I be a silly apple? I hate bananas!

@Allelse you hate bananas? No wonder you have to shove fingers up your orifices. 😂

@SW-User Why? Do you normally shove bananas up there? Hahahah!!

@Allelse 😂 😂 🤣 wtf. Lol. Good comeback

@SW-User Hahaha!! Got you there, well well, after all this time. I never knew you were into butt stuff! :P

@Allelse don't twist things when you know I am laughing too hard to think.

@SW-User Twist things!!! You do too much twisting and you might never get it out again!! :O

@Allelse 😂

@SW-User :P