What are we getting offended about today SW?

@ZonkeyBalls what's wrong with them?

@SW-User They cheat by using poles. It's unfair to the fellas with two left hands.

@ZonkeyBalls what happens to those who have two right hands? Don't worry about offending me, I'm ambidextrous ;-) Now wait, my other hand wonders what to do!

@SW-User I'm ambidextrous as well. Wasn't born that way, but using both comes pretty naturally to me these days. Two right hands causes even a bigger problem, since people have to say "You're right" twice in a row.

@ZonkeyBalls Which is an obvious conclusion to why people preferred right handedness for years?

@SW-User Lefties are better boxers, just as Rocky Balboa has shown. I think right-handed people were feeling threatened.

@ZonkeyBalls I punch well. I'm a righty, and also a lefty. All you need in your life to tell you that, is a petty thief (brother-in-law) at the time, who had a violent streak, and in fun you box.

@SW-User Some random dude tried to stab me a month ago. I had very sore legs, but still kicked him in the left knee joint and pushed him hard. The gravity took care of the rest.