What feature of you gets you into. The most trouble?

@flowersindecember Like, I can be really argumentative and it gets me into trouble sometimes. As an example.

@YourBuddyRandall oh. ig im rebellious

@flowersindecember what has been your most badass act of rebelion?

@YourBuddyRandall i broke someone's nose once. it was an accident tho lol sort of

@flowersindecember uh huh. An "accident" -- I get you. I mean, it would be a shame if they were cracking wise and vigilante justice were to occur. ;) *nudge nudge*

@YourBuddyRandall *smiles a little*

@YourBuddyRandall As we say in the South, "we're spittin' in the same direction'. I tend to get argumentative as well. I'd be better off keep'n my mouth shut...but double damn, it feels good at the time...it's only later I feel like the hound who ate the Sunday chicken and feel like such an ass.

@lily88mercy what a delightful litany of phrases that was.

@YourBuddyRandall lol, besides mixing metaphors I come from a long line of front porch Irish tale spinners and fiddlers that can stretch your ears or tickle your feet into a dance. When the kin get together and pass the jug, it's rarely boring.
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@lily88mercy I'd like to be a stick in the mud at one of those shindigs for darn tootin'.

@YourBuddyRandall You wouldn't be standin' stuck for long. There are lots of pretty girls that will yank you onto the dance floor, and then there's the male kin who will want you to take a few pulls on the jug and commence to swapp'in lies with you. . .the more far fetched the better!

@lily88mercy well, that's just a delightfully whimsical portrait.

@YourBuddyRandall Yes, it was delightful. I can recall many times while stuck in prep school feeling pressed into a straight jacket while reciting something from Cicero's Rhetoric or wedged in a chamber quartet playing a Mozart etude that I'd much rather be home on the front porch playing my fiddle with my cousins. Those years in the salt mines, gad, I'm so glad they're behind me.
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