What is your best comeback line for when someone calls you fat?

Me: At least I'm not hard of hearing. I told you to F off a minute ago and your still here.

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MiraRoss · 31-35, F

I've just had a baby I'm aloud to be

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Somehow. I don't think I'd use that one myself... 😅@MiraRoss

MiraRoss · 31-35, F

@Thevy29 tis true though not like I'm gonna lose all the weight when she came out