Has this ever happened to anyone else?

You’re getting a massage and halfway through you have to fart. But you know its gonna be loud and nasty so you have to hold it in and thats all you can focus on for the rest of the time. The massage was great and helped my legs a ton but that was damn hard.

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Massageman · 70-79, M

It has happened often enough over 30+ years of providing massage that I just don't let it bother me. If a client just lets me know, I can put a folded towel over their bottom- no problem. I had one lady who was a regular for 13 years. After about 12-13 minutes into each massage, her stomach would start gurgling like a volcano for a minute. We'd laugh if it came earlier or later with each massage.