Health & Self-Care > Therapy

No Notifications

Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

You’re getting a massage and halfway through you have to fart. But you know its gonna be loud and nasty so you have to hold it in and thats all you can focus on for the rest of the time. The massage was great and helped my legs a ton but that was damn hard.

Top | New | Old

Massageman · 70-79, M

It has happened often enough over 30+ years of providing massage that I just don't let it bother me. If a client just lets me know, I can put a folded towel over their bottom- no problem. I had one lady who was a regular for 13 years. After about 12-13 minutes into each massage, her stomach would start gurgling like a volcano for a minute. We'd laugh if it came earlier or later with each massage.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

Just ask if you can get up and go to the bathroom quick. Believe me they are used to it and you will be one hell of a lot more comfortable.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@goliathtree I doubt it would have stayed in if I had gotten up. She had barely closed the door before it burst out.

YoMomma ·

Oh man

SomeMichGuy · M

How did you evet do that? lol

View 1 more replies »

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SomeMichGuy I mean the massage was good and it felt rude just to fart in the middle of it.

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

Wonder if you could still play the "whoever smealt it dealt it" card? 🤔

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@FloorGenAdm doubt it.

Add a comment...