hey I’m not having a meltdown tonight, I’m just being dumb

Pull up the couch

Tell me all about it.

Putting on my glasses and taking a seat

Chargeable, by the minute. Do we have an agreement?

I'm concerned that you're dressed like a therapist as you ask me this..

Of course

Normal, physical or massage?

Regardless let’s get you on this table

I don't have the right amount of imagination for this right now.

I've made so many mistakes in my life counldnt even guide myself(obviously) but I'm a good listener so anytime you need to vent I'm here to say haha yeah I did that too.

Okay, let's get started.

Yes, I will be

I'm not able to do that ...in fact most on here shouldn't be doing that either

Massage therapist? Sure

Breathe.

Yes.

I can give pretty good advice based off my experiences with the same issues you have, or I can tell you what happened and how I dealt with it. Talking about it has a healing effect. Most of us ptsd types dont want to even get near the subject of what happened to us, but once we do, most of us feel better.

If I'm online, I'm happy to help.

Talk to me ...

I'm already a few peoples so sure

Depends, have you touched a hot stove before?

If I were a therapist...

Darkheaven just posted about having just taken some zanax, she might be good?

Only if you’re WeeWee

I know you do me your my SW Groupie

Nope not qualified

Absolutely…lie on the couch and start at the beginning…tell me about your time in the womb

Sure if u wish. I took child psyh and adult.

No but I got your guy. Leon. He's in that blue Toyota down the street look you can almost see it.

cant wait to psychoanalyse you with the help of jordan petersen videos

Sure if you will me my therapist too. Helping each other

I am not qualified but always here to listen, if it helps

What are your concerns...,

@itsok Will YuliaC become my SW Groupie

I could use some cash, why not?

you have beautiful eyes, what else can I help you with?

Any time

I can't. You're too hot. I'm probably going to end up hitting on you at some point and that would be wrong.

Hope not the-rapist ..

Of course but I've been known to give shitty advice.