Will you be my therapist tonight?

@AuRevoir I’m wearing an oversized sweatshirt as a night gown. What does your therapist usually wear? 👀

@itsok 👀🥤 Well that's just what I imagine her in..

@AuRevoir ..interesting 👀 how do you feel about this?

hey wait, how did I become your therapist! Was this all a ploy??? 😤

@itsok Well Dr.GetsTrickedAlot.. 🤔 You see it all started when I was a boy, and the girls wouldn't let me play any of their reindeer games.........

@AuRevoir 😞 I would let you play all my reindeer games

@itsok 🙄🥤 20 minutes later and me being in a distressing situation, running for my life from your hunting rifle..

@AuRevoir new horror story plot?

@itsok 😒🍨 You'd love to see me killed off in a story, wouldn't you..

@AuRevoir hmmm, maybe you just [i]think[/i] I’m trying to hunt you down and in the end I just wanted to talk.

one time I had a dream I was running after one of my dogs in a field, trying to make sure she was safe, and at the end of the dream I realized I was a monster and was trying to kill her 👀

@itsok Hahahahaha!! It's weird how your own brain plot twisted you at the very end, even though your original feelings were totally what you felt the entire time in the dream..

Also plot twist, know how we were talking about losing stuff.. I just realized I lost my debit card..

@AuRevoir 😣 I hate when that happens. Do you think you left it somewhere or it fell out of a pocket or your wallet? Did you check all your man pockets?

@itsok I'm searching everywhere for it.. I think I either left it in my pocket and it got left in the wash and lost in an endless void the same ways socks get lost or.................... It fell between the couch cushions.. I'm probs not gunna sleep tonight now lollllllllll..................

@AuRevoir well if you’re staying up to guard tonight, I think im gonna get some shuteye 😴