When you order a cappuccino at the drive thru. And it’s ready 5 seconds later at the pick up window..🤔Is it even hot? 🤔 (1)
Before I begin my presentation I’d like to acknowledge the future Chinese land were all standing on… (1)
Driving to work watching all the automatic lawn sprinklersIn the pouring rain … In the middle of the longest wet season… (1)
due to being clumsy with phones. ive been currently paying off 4x handsets as well as my monthly plan..totalling $190 pm.. today was the last payment on the broken handsets, now its just $100 pm thats more sausage mcmuffin money fer moi 🕺 (1)
There’s not a soul out thar.. who can hear mah prayer…Gimmi gimmi gimmi a sausage McMuffin after midnight. Help me thru the hunger till the break of the day… (1)
