Just remember.. when you’re just about to die from a volcanic eruption..It’s essential to grab a friend a strike a gay or straight pose so historians can write riveting opinions like this👇 (1)
The best things in life are free, But you can give them to the birds and bees… I want muffinsThat’s what I want! (1)
you spin me right round like a sausage mcmuffin..you might be cool, but you'll never be "wear an eyepatch for fashion" cool!.. (1)
There’s a nasty new internet trend of women using their knickers for a hair band..Nobody wants to smell your musky tuna.. just saying.. (1)
My sister for the win..Sisters wedding today.. Her and wifey put eatables out for everyone. Didn’t say anything.. Never seen a bunch of old ppl chuckle so much….
Trumptallica... Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream... MASTERhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-26/nato-chief-calls-trump-daddy-during-chat-about-war/105461902
