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That’s it. Gimme your lunch money

Hand it over.
Don’t make this harder than it has to be on either of us
Straylight · 31-35, F
Yeah, I know how a cafeteria works. 🙄
itsok · 31-35, F
@Straylight *adjusts my hair net*
*raspy voice* c’mon honey, you’re holdin up the line
itsok · 31-35, F
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
@stratosranger They had fun after this.
@Sharky86 Lunch money was just foreplay
Classified · M
Quickly burn it before she gets it
itsok · 31-35, F
@Classified you’d rather [u]burn[/u] your money than me have it?! 🙄
Classified · M
Pfuzylogic · M
🎼 My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know🎼
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic I know you’ve got some foldin money in the console of that fiat, now gimme
Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok
If you can drive the stick shift it is all yours. 😗
kodiac · 22-25, M
No!
itsok · 31-35, F
@kodiac why you tellin on me, then? 👀
kodiac · 22-25, M
@itsok I'm the teachers pet!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@kodiac lmfao
BlueFan2022 · 22-25VIP
* gulps * please dont hurt me * * drops to knees begging i dont have any money please have mercy!! *
BlueFan2022 · 22-25VIP
@itsok * wipes up my tears * * weaknesses ? *
BlueFan2022 · 22-25VIP
* Mmmmm *
BlueFan2022 · 22-25VIP
@itsok * looks at you * ? What is your weakness ? *
wackidywack · 22-25
ya wanna fookin go ??
itsok · 31-35, F
@wackidywack noooooooo 😩😩😩
wackidywack · 22-25
@itsok bruh I'm sorry 😭
itsok · 31-35, F
@wackidywack goodbyyyyye cruel world! 😩
*whispers* can you.. can you tell my family I love exactly half of them, and let them wonder which of them suck for the rest of their lives?
plywood · T
Better yet, why don’t I take you to dinner and you can tell me about your backstory and why you turned out to be such bully and how you regret the choices you made.💋❤️
itsok · 31-35, F
@plywood I regret nothing 😤
plywood · T
@itsok go to know you don’t regret our dinner or what comes after!💋❤️
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
I already spent it on candy
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
@itsok *spits fruit stuff into your mouth and licks you*
That's the price for the transaction 👀 none negotiable.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Ryannnnnn I’ll see you in 6 hours for dinner
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
@itsok 🤤
itsok · 31-35, F
@Mindfulness not having my money yet, [b]bub [/b]
Now hand it over 😤
@itsok [image deleted]
SW-User
I don't have much, the food prices have robbed me straight to my balls
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User that’s ok, I’ll take what you have
@itsok He has only his balls.
SW-User
@itsok Thank you
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
Yeah no money here and you don't wanna know what lunch I have...
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
@itsok s....

ssss.....

sssssssh....

ssssssssssssshhhhhh.....


....
itsok · 31-35, F
@Sharky86 don’t say it 😤
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
SW-User
SW-User
@itsok [i]it’s ok [i], there won’t be a next time 😜
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User you better watch your back, boy
SW-User
@itsok 👀
Gives you my Marmite sandwich instead!
@itsok Hmmm the apple's for my horse.

I do have one sugar cube that I just used in a cunning spoof. I place the sugar cube on the ground in front of an ant. When he scurries back to the nest to tell his associates, I remove the cube and they all think he's lying!

You can have it, though it's a bit gritty..
itsok · 31-35, F
@Majorlatency that’s not even your horse 😒 cut the crap
@itsok Its a pantomime horse! He's been following me since last Christmas.
(The guys inside seem reasonable, but they eat a pant load of apples a day)
SW-User
I only have $1 for lunch . Take it then 😭
SW-User
@itsok You're too easy to con lol 😂 Such a softie 🤣
Taking my thousands of dollars and skipping away happily 🥳
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User *cries betrayal tears and hides in my half a dollar*
SW-User
@itsok Aww, good. *pats head twice*
Um I actually pay w my watch
@itsok I lied I just seen ppl do that ,I'm frugal af . But I imagine apple
itsok · 31-35, F
@PepsiColaP k, well you can pay this with your imaginary watch 😌
@itsok imagine it done
Freeranger · M
[blows off lint]..[i]..don't mind the pocket pepper.....[/i]
itsok · 31-35, F
@Freeranger that’s alright *puts the coins in my piggy bank*
Freeranger · M
@itsok [later that night, leaning in from trellis thru her bedroom window][b][i]."..Here piggy!"[/i][/b]
[image deleted]
itsok · 31-35, F
Reject · 26-30, M
Sure! 😀 Here you go. Same time tomorrow?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Reject thank you sir, same time tomorrow
Reject · 26-30, M
@itsok Yay! I have a bully. 💕
*gives you my money and bends over*
itsok · 31-35, F
@BohemianBoo on second thought, no thank you
@itsok Damn.
VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M
VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M
@itsok sorry but im not a cow for producing cheese 😒
itsok · 31-35, F
@VampireOfDesire you’d find a way if you cared
VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M
@itsok i dont think youd like my way of producing cheese tho. 🤔
LookingForTheSummer · 31-35, M
You have ten seconds to turn around and leave.
itsok · 31-35, F
@LookingForTheSummer you have FIVE to give me the monies 😤
Elessar · 26-30, M
My lunch is a bag of salad. Are you still interested?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Elessar ugh, ok, I’ll split it with you I guess
Mrjingleswilly · 51-55, M
*punches you in the face*
itsok · 31-35, F
Mrjingleswilly · 51-55, M
@itsok harsh.
Yes ma'am... Here is my 30p.
itsok · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato 30p?! You know what. You need it more than I do 😏
@itsok thank you 😌
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok D: *High pitched Freddy scream!!* ~American Dad Reference for those curious..~
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir mommy? 🥺
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok yes babe.. 🥺
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
*Hands you the change*🤷‍♂️😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@scooogy *scurries away*
ravenhill · M
sure thing pipsqueak.
SW-User
@itsok The children will starve
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User im trying to prevent *this* child from starving *points to self* 🥺
SW-User
@itsok I guess that's ok then 😔
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Why don't you make me? 😌
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Better, I’ll make lunch for you.
itsok · 31-35, F
@BackyardShaman uhhhm. depends. Whatcha makin?
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Homemade pizza with peppers, olives, extra cheese.@itsok
itsok · 31-35, F
@BackyardShaman hmmmm. I’ll pass. There’s like a 85% chance you’re drugging me
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
Don’t ruin your diet on my account
itsok · 31-35, F
@WintaTheAngle Wouldnt dream of it. Now hand over the monies
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
@itsok No chance sugar tits
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
But...but...I only have a voucher. :'(
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Naw you look too innocent to do anything
itsok · 31-35, F
@empanadas
this is me eating you if you don’t hand over the money now 😤
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