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Now I’m sad

Because I saw a meme saying “no you can’t stack donuts on it or use it as a microphone” and it reminded me of the time I painted his.. and now I’m just sad.
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I say stack donuts on and use as a microphone anyway. Who says you can't.

Bonus points if use as a ring toss and make it! Plus its a holder to eat the donuts off of 😌
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@Bexsy lol you are seriously my favorite ever
@tiltawhirl 🤗 you made me smile. Yous pretty great yourself
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Greenry · 46-50, M
Awee… I bet he’d be quite delightfully surprised if you showed up with a paintbrush and paint even if it didn’t lead up to more exciting things.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
of the time I painted his

YoMomma · 41-45
It's ok.. this is the secret sad club 🙁
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@YoMomma tears literally fell down my eyes lol. It’s pathetic. I have to move on from it
YoMomma · 41-45
@tiltawhirl hugs. Sigh 🙁
Timetoo · 51-55
I hope it was with like a food color based paint...lol
Timetoo · 51-55
@tiltawhirl Silly and fun and ya, a bit kinky too. Hope you didnt make too much noise lol Any idea how long his thing stayed that color?
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@Timetoo I don’t even remember. This was a very long time ago even before we were married and we’ve been married for 12 years.
Timetoo · 51-55
@tiltawhirl ah yes, the good ol' days when sex was so much fun and spontaneous and just happened at the drop of a hat. How can 12 years go by so flipping fast? Life was so much more fun and simpler 12 years ago
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Sounds to me like you need to have a mourning ceremony. Grieve for your relationship as if it were a person who died.
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@LordShadowfire lol I’m still married to the guy but we no longer have a sex life
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@tiltawhirl Well, maybe the two of you should have a ceremony commemorating it. Or would that be weird?
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@LordShadowfire yea it would be weird. I’ll just find it elsewhere.
Timetoo · 51-55
so....no stacking of doughnuts or use as a microphone?? lol
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@Timetoo yes that’s true. Low T happens and menopause happens or medication or depression hormonal imbalances just life in general lack of interest it could be anything.
Timetoo · 51-55
@tiltawhirl So true. I hope its not depression for either you or him. That can be debilitating and can be a deep hole to get out of. I agree medications and just getting older does change things. but I don't think you have changed in that regard so much have you?
Timetoo · 51-55
@tiltawhirl I hope you are having a good day. Hopefully you are laughing and smiling. Don’t let the sad thoughts bring you down. I know… easier said than done. I know you had a rough time last night and I am sorry. Enjoy the rest of your weekend :)
pdockal · 56-60, M
Rules are meant to be broken
Be a rebel and stack some donuts on it ASAP
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
So what did you paint it as?
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@Ambroseguy80 well spotted dick of course
BuzzedLightyear · 61-69
you painted his wang?
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@BuzzedLightyear yes lol I did.
BuzzedLightyear · 61-69
@tiltawhirl wut color
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@BuzzedLightyear I don’t fully remember but colorful. Kind of looked like one of those painted hermit crabs afterwards lol
Damn that’s hot lol
@tiltawhirl 2:58 I closed the local pub and can’t sleep
tiltawhirl · 36-40, F
@BiasForAction that’s neat! Well not that you can’t sleep lol
@tiltawhirl I was a hopeless flirt lol

 
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