Have you ever been attacked by a Swan? I got chased by one once, not for very far, but those...

Matt85 · 36-40, M

No but they used to hiss at my dog. It was funny.

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

Canadian geese will chew your face off

akindheart · 61-69, F

not sure if you remember, wait..you are not old enough but Trump had 2 rare black swans on his golf course and they attacked a golfer. he had to kill them. the golfer, not trump.

beermeplease · M

my brother got attacked by a goose on a golf course once,,,he thought it was friendly but nope....i died laughing though 🤣

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

No, but Canada Geese are just as bad and those fuckers will take a charge at anyone.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

They're not as graceful as their reputation 😂

SethGreene531 · M

Goose---very close

SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F

Nope but I was chased by a monkey when I was 3,and I thought it was chasing me to take my gold earrings

BizSuitStacy · M

No. Sometimes the geese on the golf course hiss and show aggression.

icedsky · 51-55, M

Ohhh the dreaded Cobra Chicken!!