What's something you should never say at a wedding? You know, since I'm going to a wedding this...

PoizonApple · 41-45, F

"I can't believe she had the nerve to wear white."

hunkalove · 61-69, M

"I remember when she pulled the train at the frat house!"

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

"I wonder if she ever got that drunken gay marriage to her college roomie annulled?"

meJess · F

Wow is he doing this again!

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

Try, "She's really kinky! I tried hanging with her, but the dog thing was too much for me!"

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

"Wait til she see's the groom tonight! Now that's really what impressed me about him!" And then you add a wink into that..

yeronlyman · 51-55, M

Don't say who slept with who

Before during or after the wedding

Lol

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

Ask the bride loudly "so when's the baby due?"

firefall · 61-69, M

"I'll bet he never gives her orgasms as good as I did" is pretty sure to generate maximum offense

meJess · F

Amazing what surgeons can do isn't it

SW-User

Bring someone who did not receive an invitation...

Or ask about the cost of everything

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

the boys at the 'club' wont like this oO

hunkalove · 61-69, M

"Dang, now where am I gonna get my roofies?"

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

The wrong name during your vows!! 😮 Tell the groom/bride how great their new partner is in bed!

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cycleman · 61-69, M

why ? you are just going to be showing off that you have no heart

smiler2012 · 56-60

naturallypeculiar I assume you are joking why go to a wedding and spoil the bride and grooms day and everybody elses by upsetting them they are there to celebrate and enjoy themselves

smiler2012 · 56-60

naturallypeculiar lol good I am glad to hear it but saying that your post has really spurned some similar world members imaginations with there comments