What's something you should never say at a wedding?

My mother in law (horrible old woman) asked me on my wedding day, so when will I get a grandchild?

Ugh yeah that's a dick move on her part... NO PRESSURE GUYS GET PROCEATIN'

The bride is actually my cousin and my mom who has no chill at all already publicly asked when they're having children. Lmao

Ah but asking when kids are coming is one thing, implying that the bride is already pregnant and this is a shotgun wedding is another step entirely.

@KingofPizza: See, the thing is my mom implied that it looks like they would be having kids soon right after she asked. So I kinda took that as my mom hinting that she thought my cousin already had one in the oven.

@NaturallyPeculiar: Ah yes in that case you do need to step it up. So maybe go give the groom a coy little elbow, and say "so you think the kid's gonna look like you?"