I woulda gone pro if coach would’ve just put me in fourth quarter

You wouldn't get out of the bathroom.

Told you quit eating those nachos

Didn't know 4th quarter applied to a jockey?🤔

Yeah man, I can relate...Kindergarten Soccer is a real meatgrinder...

Or any quarter for that matter. You do know you’re the water boy, right?

pro at being benchboy

You fumbled on 1st and goal during the junior playoffs

You’d have been a great fit in the fourth quarter! You’re quarter sized and everything! 😋

Why that corner specifically? Anyway, I do believe you could be a professional snooker goalie indeed. 👍

I bought you a gift which will help you with the trauma

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They already have a ball

Laces Out!

But Ryan Leaf save the day....sorry

Ball Boys don't get in any quarters

That is why he is not a pro coach 😤

Your mom goes to college 🤪

Your not worth a quarter.

Now you can be a pro benchwarmer