Is it time yet for Cthulhu to claim America?

RaezagorTheDefiler · 2026-09-18T14:36:26-04:00

God / Creator - Is it time yet for Cthulhu to claim America? (13 replies).

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Elessar · 31-35, M

Send him to me, I know what should be done with his kind 🦑

FreddieUK · 70-79, M

@Elessar You'd need a big pan for that one.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@FreddieUK Spain has been preparing for centuries

DogMan · 61-69, M

He can try. One cruise missile should take care of that little fella.

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DogMan · 61-69, M

@AdmiralPrune And which schools and wedding would you be talking about? Are you listening
to Rachel Maddow again?

AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M

@DogMan The ones in Iran. Same with the water treatment plants. Train stations. Civil power plants.

All the civilian targets.

AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M

@DogMan I don’t know who Rachel Maddow is.

skeletor

CTHULHU TRIED TO BEAT ME ONCE.

ONCE.

NOW THAT OVERGROWN CALAMARI NIGHTMARE SLEEPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND PRETENDS IT WAS HIS IDEA.

COME BACK WHEN YOU’VE GROWN A SPINE, YOU TENTACLE-FACED PUDDLE GOBLIN!

UNTIL NEXT TIME, YOU COSMIC SEAFOOD DISASTER!

NYEH HEH HEH!

ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M

Cthulhu for President 2028!

4meAndyou · F

Nope. He's just Calamari to the USA!!! 🤭🤭🤭

Convivial · 26-30, F

You mean he hasn't?

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