Such a weird way to conceive!
Whether it was by by natural evolution or divine design, have you ever considered how absurd and potentially hilarious is our method of reproduction? Surely God or Mother Nature could have done better. What a sick joke!
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bugeye · 26-30, F
- female spiders cannibalize their male mates after breeding so much that some spiders have literally evolved to be able to jump away the moment of a climax to escape...
- male bees that mate with the queen cant take their bits out so when they try n fly away their lower abdomen is ripped out and they die.
- male praying mantis have their heads bitten and chewed off before/during the mating process and sometimes dont even survive to climax
.... i think we humans got off easy.
- male bees that mate with the queen cant take their bits out so when they try n fly away their lower abdomen is ripped out and they die.
- male praying mantis have their heads bitten and chewed off before/during the mating process and sometimes dont even survive to climax
.... i think we humans got off easy.
TheGreatLeveler · 36-40, M
ArishMell · 70-79, M
It seems to work though. Quite well too for most animals, though I understand giving birth is even more hazardous for the female hyena than for the female human.
Once, I saw two tiny insects busy making more insects. They were on a rock the size of a house-brick, just above the surface of a shallow, rushing river about twenty feet wide, in a cave.
How did they manage even to find each other in a small population of their own kind (probably the fungus-gnat), and their little island, in total darkness, in a noisy, draughty and very large passage?
Once, I saw two tiny insects busy making more insects. They were on a rock the size of a house-brick, just above the surface of a shallow, rushing river about twenty feet wide, in a cave.
How did they manage even to find each other in a small population of their own kind (probably the fungus-gnat), and their little island, in total darkness, in a noisy, draughty and very large passage?
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
Really · 80-89, M
@newjaninev2 He must have been doing it on what we now call a couch or sofa.
ShadowWolf · 31-35, M
Um, I prefer ours to that of a fish... or a reptile.
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Bushranger · 70-79, M
@newjaninev2 I know what you mean, but my perverted little mind just giggled its little head off, lol.
Elessar · 26-30, M
@ShadowWolf Wait, what's wrong with fish and reptile reproduction? We'd lay an egg and call it a day.
You have to work, you just leave the egg to a parent, a friend or some institution to take care of it for the length of your shift. No impediments whatsoever. It hatches when it wants to hatch, without involving organs ripping apart or having to rush to the hospital or anything. You don't want the kid? You just scramble it, and I'd really want to see conservatives trying to outlaw omelettes 🍳
You have to work, you just leave the egg to a parent, a friend or some institution to take care of it for the length of your shift. No impediments whatsoever. It hatches when it wants to hatch, without involving organs ripping apart or having to rush to the hospital or anything. You don't want the kid? You just scramble it, and I'd really want to see conservatives trying to outlaw omelettes 🍳
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Yes, I've often thought that too. :-)
If it's any comfort the basic principle we know is used in some way by most terrestrial animals including invertebrates, and marine mammals!
They all have their own ways of finding a mate, and some sort of "courtship" / foreplay; but it's really only our own species that makes such a palaver of it!
If it's any comfort the basic principle we know is used in some way by most terrestrial animals including invertebrates, and marine mammals!
They all have their own ways of finding a mate, and some sort of "courtship" / foreplay; but it's really only our own species that makes such a palaver of it!
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
Allelse · 36-40, M
Which makes the whole divine part seem really silly, I mean you'd a divine power could come up with a better way of making babies. But nature? Whose method of just winging it, yeah that sounds about right.
ElRengo · 70-79, M
I still celebrate the Vive La Différence
Ok what do you suggest would be a better way to conceive
Really · 80-89, M
@PepsiColaP Haha; Go **** yourself?
Allelse · 36-40, M
@PepsiColaP You get a bowl of water, the man nuts in the water, the chick orgasms and squirts into the water and then you stick it on the shelf and the baby starts growing. Much simpler!
It was a sick joke to have the male reproduction orgasms on the outside of the body.
iamelijah · 26-30, M
Tbh, I can't relate God with our existence.
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Eternity · 26-30, M
@CopperCicada what is mysterious about me pumping sperm into someone's uterus? Seems pretty straight foward to me.