Such a weird way to conceive!
Whether it was by by natural evolution or divine design, have you ever considered how absurd and potentially hilarious is our method of reproduction? Surely God or Mother Nature could have done better. What a sick joke!
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ShadowWolf · 36-40, M
Um, I prefer ours to that of a fish... or a reptile.
Really · 80-89, M
@ShadowWolf The fish & reptile thread is over there -->>
This topic is about humans. Having a sense of humour helps one see potentially ridiculous aspects oftheir sex acts, although there have been plenty of occasions where at least one partner found the experience - and perhaps its consequences - less than enjoyable and not at all funny.
This topic is about humans. Having a sense of humour helps one see potentially ridiculous aspects oftheir sex acts, although there have been plenty of occasions where at least one partner found the experience - and perhaps its consequences - less than enjoyable and not at all funny.
ShadowWolf · 36-40, M
@Really I'm aware this one was about humans. I did draw upon it to say I prefer our way to that of others in the Animal Kingdom. Fish and reptiles were examples. Regardless, how philosophical of you.
Really · 80-89, M
@ShadowWolf Well if we want to be philosophical - pedantic really - fIsh & reptiles are not animals. But I don't want to be pedantic: I didn't say that out loud, did I?
newjaninev2 · 56-60, F
@Really Human evolutionary history includes fish and reptiles, and we see that in several ways
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@newjaninev2 I know what you mean, but my perverted little mind just giggled its little head off, lol.
Elessar · 31-35, M
@ShadowWolf Wait, what's wrong with fish and reptile reproduction? We'd lay an egg and call it a day.
You have to work, you just leave the egg to a parent, a friend or some institution to take care of it for the length of your shift. No impediments whatsoever. It hatches when it wants to hatch, without involving organs ripping apart or having to rush to the hospital or anything. You don't want the kid? You just scramble it, and I'd really want to see conservatives trying to outlaw omelettes 🍳
You have to work, you just leave the egg to a parent, a friend or some institution to take care of it for the length of your shift. No impediments whatsoever. It hatches when it wants to hatch, without involving organs ripping apart or having to rush to the hospital or anything. You don't want the kid? You just scramble it, and I'd really want to see conservatives trying to outlaw omelettes 🍳
