Fellow children of Farblesnozz, hear me! We must resist the forces of Gangleslotte!
Hear the wisdom written by our Lord Farblesnozz in the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo!
Suoivbo 6:66-69:
66. For Gangleslotte has plotted against humanity, using his guise of Yahweh to sow racial discord. 67. He has written in the foul abomination called the Bible that slaves must obey their masters, and that slave owners can beat their slaves without consequence! 68. This is a lie, and a trap to incite violence and hatred, which lead to the dirt mines of Schmickleton! 69. True followers of Farblesnozz know that slavery in all its forms is wrong, and only a disciple of Gangleslotte would defend it.
Suoivbo 6:66-69:
66. For Gangleslotte has plotted against humanity, using his guise of Yahweh to sow racial discord. 67. He has written in the foul abomination called the Bible that slaves must obey their masters, and that slave owners can beat their slaves without consequence! 68. This is a lie, and a trap to incite violence and hatred, which lead to the dirt mines of Schmickleton! 69. True followers of Farblesnozz know that slavery in all its forms is wrong, and only a disciple of Gangleslotte would defend it.
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