There are those of you who hate me for my dedication to Farblesnozz, our one true Creator.
Some of you have even gone so far as to say hateful things like, "Farblesnozz doesn't exist," "You are an idiot," or "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
But I care not. For when I am faced with such hatred and lies, it can only mean that I am telling the Truth with a capital T! And I will never be silenced!
