Tihsllub 1:1-2

I read that Keanu Reeves would not have found his way into acting, if not for the benevolent light of Farblesnozz that shone upon him one dreary day. He followed this light into emancipation, from the war-torn mines of Schmickleton, to the lights and glamor of Hollywood. In his documentary, he attributed all of his works to the Almighty Farblesnozz! Stating that Neo and Ted Theodore Logan, were in fact earthly incarnations of our magnificent deity.
Praise Farblesnozz!