Gargletwatch 4:17-21

17. Pay no attention to false prophets and false gods, for they are the minions of Mayor Gangleslotte. 18. The Holy and Perfect Gliberoo is the only true record of our Lord.
19. He who follows religions not of Farblesnozz will be cast into Snazzlekhil, for Farblesnozz will not be mocked, 20. but he who repents himself and begs Farblesnozz for mercy shall have it. 21. For Farblesnozz is a loving God.